gobytheshadow:

IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME!

Is the prize a free cruise? No! Are we sending you on a trip for two? Kind of!* Do you want to know the details? Keep reading!

As you may have heard, En Voyage: An Illustrated Journey is live over at Indiegogo until August 1st! You can check out the campaign here. The images above feature some of the previews of the upcoming book, plus details on the book itself! Visit the campaign and check out our perks, we’ve got some neat stuff to offer you for your help!

We’re going to need all the assistance we can get and we want, even if minimally, to thank you for your contribution to our campaign! By participating in this giveaway, you’ll have the chance to win a copy of the finished book, on us! That’s right, if you are the winner of the giveaway, you get a FREE copy of the book, so let’s get sharing!

Show this giveaway to your friends, one of you could win! Pass the link of the campaign around, we’ll love you forever! Help us reach our goal!

Rules and regulations:

  • The only way to enter the giveaway is by reblogging this post.
  • One entry per blog.
  • Entries will be accepted until the end of the IndieGoGo campaign; August 01, 2014 at 11:59pm PT.
  • If the campaign is not fully funded, this giveaway will be null as well.
  • Prize fulfillment will coincide with the campaign’s ‘estimated delivery’ date; November 2014.
  • The winner will be notified via Tumblr, please make sure to have your ask box open or a way to contact you in your blog.
  • If we are unable to contact the winner, a new winner will be selected.

Thank you for participating and helping us spread the word! 

*If you look at the book simultaneously with somebody else, you both can go on an European adventure!

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

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basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

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aforaffort:

tin-pan-ali:

sirdef:

northwangerabbey:

Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”

is sulu texting

i bet sulu texts scotty down in engineering to talk about the drama czar he has to sit next to all day

[text] drama czar is at it again

[text] aye? can you record it? or patch in audio
from the bridge to engineering?
[text] i can try. let me ask if recording dewices
were inwented in russia 
[text] now you're just being mean, laddie
[text] ten credits say i can get him to tell spock a joke
[text] I want to be on the bridge for this. wait five
minutes, I'm on my way

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labradork829:

4-week-old Golden Retriever puppies who are all future Leader Dogs for the Blind.

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doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

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infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

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-eliesaab:

Marchesa Ready to Wear F/W 2012.

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Dear lovely people of Tumblr:

bandsandyoutubersokay:

Stop getting offended by everything

Stop getting offended by everything

Sto p getting offend ed by every thi ng

STOP GETTING OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING

S T OP

NOT EVERYTHING IS PUT OUT TO OFFEND YOU

NOT EVERYTHING IS WORTH AN ARGUEMENT OR YOUR INPUT

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The demographic that Cracked writes for is heavy on 20-something males. So on our message boards and in my many inboxes I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world. […]

So, what do you bring to the table? Because the Zooey Deschanel lookalike in the bookstore that you’ve been daydreaming about moisturizes her face for an hour every night and feels guilty when she eats anything other than salad for lunch. She’s going to be a surgeon in 10 years. What do you do?

"What, so you’re saying that I can’t get girls like that unless I have a nice job and make lots of money?"

No, your brain jumps to that conclusion so you have an excuse to write off everyone who rejects you by thinking that they’re just being shallow and selfish. I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum. Pretty girls have guys being nice to them 36 times a day. The patient is bleeding in the street. Do you know how to operate or not?

"Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!"

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away from the patient. There’s a witty, handsome guy with a promising career ready to step in and operate.

Does that break your heart? OK, so now what? Are you going to mope about it, or are you going to learn how to do surgery? It’s up to you, but don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible.”

— Perhaps the most important part of the article 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person but the whole article is pretty important, you should probably just go read it all. (via set-phasers-to-pew)

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